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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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17 hours ago

tthumbelina:

cute date ideas:

  • look through each other’s photo albums and look at old childhood pictures
  • lay in the grass at night and hold hands and look at the stars while talking about eveything
  • go into a dark room and light some candles, and then stare into each others eyes in the candlelight for an hour and maybe kiss a lot
  • build a blanket fort and watch disney movies for many hours

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17 hours ago

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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17 hours ago

deadatbirth666:

as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

Haha

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18 hours ago

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
image

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18 hours ago

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

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18 hours ago

bizzareandbeautiful:

This is my favorite thing on the internet.

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dekufox:

pennyisdreadful:

raideo:

lightsaurora:

MORE DADDY MORE

THROW ME AGAIN

I WANNA FLY DADDY

omg ;v;

That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”

this is adorable

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