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skummyskull:

ten-fathoms-down:

darkanachronism:

melimelishaa:

livingsjustawasteofdeath:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

would my arms just be giant scales then

I’d be a scorpion fuck yeah bitches would fear me

I have two moles where my horns would be, I know why now. 

So I’m a centaur now? And fucking great at archery? Sweet!

crab claws.

So I would just have a twin like that already happens that’s a thing

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elige:

“We're all just walking each other home.” ― Ram Dass

elige:

We're all just walking each other home.”
Ram Dass

(Source: pleiadian-starseed, via overthelunaa)

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clientsfromhell:

Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”

(via be--brave--enough)

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piscula:

"this is the internet, i can say whatever i want" is a super creepy and obvious way to say "when there are no obvious consequences for my actions i lack all empathy"

(Source: womxxn, via consacratio)

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Feeling like a rebellious hoodlum at the park with glow sticks and my cousin and her friends hella swag

Feeling like a rebellious hoodlum at the park with glow sticks and my cousin and her friends hella swag

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23 minutes ago

This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash

(Source: thelivelydreamer, via lilynothingspecial)

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little-hylian-witch:

poisonxxkiss:

okay so a stone/crystal question

i have this piece of geode that look very much like a piece of amethyst geode but the crystals are am iced-tea brown color

they look very much like a form of quartz, but ive never seen a brown variety before

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Sorry, not the best camera. The only thing I can think is maybe garnet? The terminated ends are that color range, but I’ve never seen anything but tumbled garnet.

That is Citrine.

I thought this was a pizza

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korrigantsionnach:

skeletal-prince:

charlavail:

wow

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DONT GIVE YOUR DOGS ICE WATER

THEIR DIGESTIVE TRACTS ARE VERY SENSITIVE 

YOU WILL CAUSE THEM TO HAVE A SEIZURE AND LIKELY DIE

DOGS DO NOT BLOAT FROM ICE OR ICE WATER.
If a dog consumes too much food or water too quickly, then they will have spasms in their stomachs and bloat, and are in danger of death if not treated immediately. This is also only really an issue with large dogs. (If your dog is in the habit of eating very quickly, you can add a little water to his/her food and it’ll slow him/her down). The dog in this vine is in no danger whatsoever of bloating, even if he/she were even drinking the water.

(via applesaucebro)

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

(via trollinthekitchen)

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lilynothingspecial:

I hate. hate. hate. exorcising spirits from dolls. ugh.

Uh something happen?

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I Freaking love Mara Wilson

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cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

(via trollinthekitchen)

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