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so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
Oh well fucking forgive me for being a college student who doesn’t want to have random sex or a fuck buddy. Like if you’re going to ask me out ON A DATE, you should avoid telling me that it’s because I’m sexy. Because that tells me it’s not a date it’s an excuse to get in my pants and you have no desire to get to know me. Stop playing games and be straight with me for once or else I’m gonna have to turn everyone down or risk shit and I don’t want to do either fucking boys seriously