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squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

(via acornwitch)

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lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via queerlittlemermaid)

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lamelohan:

my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

(via cordovster)

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fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

(via creepylittlekiwi)

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paintdoktahwho:

paintdoktahwho:

thats rly messed up clara

in honor of there bein a new episode today heres an old classic comic bc ive just had my wisdom teeth out and my mouth is sore and i cant be bothered to draw anything new for a few more hours

(via glam-rokkari)

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aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

Need cheering up?

(via korrigantsionnach)

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chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

(via creepylittlekiwi)

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6 hours ago

Oh well fucking forgive me for being a college student who doesn’t want to have random sex or a fuck buddy. Like if you’re going to ask me out ON A DATE, you should avoid telling me that it’s because I’m sexy. Because that tells me it’s not a date it’s an excuse to get in my pants and you have no desire to get to know me. Stop playing games and be straight with me for once or else I’m gonna have to turn everyone down or risk shit and I don’t want to do either fucking boys seriously

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